Mari Belajar Sama Saya

Disebabkan sifat mudah mesra aku sebagai pekerja yang berdedikasi, banyak yang mencadangkan aku sebagai pekerja cemerlang.... Aku tipu je.. Sape nak calonkan orang yang selalu hilang untuk merokok sebagai pekerja cemerlang..? Ya.. Orang yang spesis macam aku tapi berpangkat tinggi je boleh buat macam tu.. Menggunakan otoriti sebagai platform menaikkan kroni-kroni..

Tapi cerita aku hari ni lain.. Mungkin boleh dapat anugerah chekgu cemerlang..

Nuno - Man, could you help me to learn some of malay languages?

Me - Sure! Give me the words, i'll translate for you..

Nuno - How to say Good Morning, Lunch, Thank You and Good Bye in malay?

Me - Its easy man, Good Morning is SE-LA-MAT PA-GI, Lunch is MA-KAN TE-NGA-HARI
Thank You is TE-RI-MA KA-SIH and Good Bye is SE-LA-MAT TING-GAL

Nuno - That's nice and its easy to pronounce..

Me - Why do you wanted so badly to learn about this words Nuno..?

Nuno - You know what, i find out, there's a lot of beautiful girl around here..so, maybe i can get one of them to chill out with me on weekends..

Me - You remind me of something, in malay i would say it "Ada Bangkai, Ada Hering"..

Nuno - What does it mean actually..?

Me - It means, wherever bad girl there is, you can find bad guy in the same place..

Nuno - Hahaha..im not bad or being evil, im just curious..

Me - Curious about asian girls? Thats another point of view for you being evil..

Nuno - Alright, but please teach me more of malay words..

Me - No problem, but we should continue tomorrow, and i'll bring some handouts for you..

Nuno - Yeah, i can make use of it..hahaha..

Nuno adalah rakan sekerja aku dari Portugal yang gemar melayan muzik hardcore dan sangat suka melayan keindahan aweks kat KL ni.. Huhuhu..

Obligadru... Terima kasih versi Portugis.. Amacam? Jangan jeles kalau aku cakap portugis lepas ni..